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(no subject) [Jul. 31st, 2005|10:43 am]
forgot about this fucking email notices
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saxy ledy [Jan. 30th, 2004|11:04 am]
praise jesus today i found a moo cow in my basement and HOLY SHIT HE WAS EATING MY RAISINS
more on this later for now we light the candles and blow smoke blow smoke blow smoke
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infidel [Jan. 27th, 2004|11:20 pm]
i am watching this election business
kerry is going to be the next president of the united states of america
i called this a year ago
i am hungry for jelly
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go back home [Jan. 22nd, 2004|09:25 pm]
Now I understand i'm not supposed to make this public knowledge, but I just don't care anymore. The truth is, I never had cancer. I just pretended to have cancer so everyone would feel bad for me and give me money.

Haha, that would be a funny confession wouldn't it? I saw this story once on Hard Copy when I was younger about a man that pretended to have cancer so his friends would give him money, because he was in debt. He wore a scarf on his head.
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horseback riding [Jan. 20th, 2004|12:20 pm]
gomez is a lovely band more people should enjoy their music then maybe we could all live in hawaii and have sex with cactuses
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cracktorch and ratmonkey [Jan. 15th, 2004|12:06 am]
manic depression manic depression manic depression

i go to
in at near
or just about
and i ask again
what was my name in the shallow end?
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can you define the meaning [Jan. 13th, 2004|12:31 pm]
i have 5 guitars
1 is a bass
1 is an acoustic
1 is an electric with built in effects
2 are broken

i miss my broken guitar
that's really the only one i want to play right now
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come on, die young [Jan. 12th, 2004|10:50 am]
Of all i knew
I held too few
And would you stop me?
If i tried to stop you?

Old songs, stay to the end
Sad songs, remind me of friends
And the way it is, i could leave it all
And i ask myself, would you care at all

When i drive alone at night
I see the streetlights as fairgrounds
And i tried a hundred times
To see the road signs as day-glow

Old songs, stay to the end
Sad songs, remind me of friends
And the way it is, i could leave it all
And i ask myself, would you care at all?
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churchbellschurchbells [Dec. 28th, 2003|05:59 pm]
This woman calls on the telephone this morning. "Hello?" comes her voice from the reciever. "Yes, yes! Hello dearie!" I promptly respond.
"Come again?"
She sounds bewildered.
"You called me, what's with the confusion?"
"Oh, sorry. My name is Valerie and i'm calling on behalf of..."
"So you want to marry me?"
"Marry you?"
"Marry me."
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(no subject) [Nov. 21st, 2003|12:29 am]
Loose talk, we demand you shave. Sunday will be a glorious wedding. White visions will be ruined.
Cafe Tacuba (Hoy Es)
neutral milk hotel - the king of carrot flowers pts. two & three
Mouse On Mars - Cache Coeur Naif
polmo polpo- new album
ok goodbye jerry garcia
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